On Saturday I went around to Leigh’s house to squeeze some love into her 2 new Bermese kittens. Damn, I thought her instagram pictures of them were cute, but in real life these 2 will have you rolling around on the floor like a lovestruck puppy. They are, dare I say perfect, they really really are. They are the just the sweetest things. I struggled to get in focus pictures of them, partly beause I was using one hand to shove carrot cake into my mouth, but I think I got a few good ones. Hello pretties.
I would also like you to intorduce you to these 2 little chaps, I bought them off the internet this weekend. I plan on breaking into Leigh and Brad’s flat and leaving them in place of their kittens, cunning plan, I know. I mean it’s uncanny how much they look like their cats, but that’s because I put a lot of effort into finding just the right ones. Now you may be wondering why I’m so publicly sharing this plan with you, you’re thinking surly Leigh will read this and catch me out. Wrong. Leigh lives in cat land now, which means the internet and any other form of entertainment no longer exists, so I should be in the clear. The Bermese shall be mine soooooooooon. Wish me luck heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (evil catnapper laugh) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.