Hello ladies and gents. Guess what landed on our doorstep on Saturday? Yes the new Frankie. Holy, this magazine makes me motherf-ing happy. Anyone who wants to order one, all you need to do is drop me a “hello hi” mail an I will have one on it’s way to you before you can say “Frankie please Angie”. For everyone else, just stop by Wolves and say “Frankie please Angie”.
*They are R140 each and R20 for delivery anywhere in South Africa xx x
The new Frankie has just arrived at Wolves and it’s amazing. Obviously. What else would it be? Is anyone keen to fly to Australia with me to kill all the people that work on Frankie so that we can work on Frankie? If you are and you don’t want to leave your name on this site because of the FBI, just meet me at the Rosebank bowling greens tonight at midnight and wear a limb, limbs are dramatic.
*For anyone who wants one posted to them. The magazine is R140 and postage is another R20. Just drop me a mail and consider it done x x xx
Guys we also Have the Frankie Sweet Treats book for sale. It’s R220 bucks – so worth every penny cause this book is full of things that you will do anything for, like kill small kittens or hold your breath for 90 seconds or anything along those lines. Trust me, you want one.
Ok guys the new Frankie has just arrived and we only have a limited amount, so if anyone wants one to smash in their faces then get to Wolves as soon as you can. And if anyone wants one mailed to their doorstep – registered mail to CT and DBN is and extra R20. Send me a mail and I will make a plan.
I’m sitting drinking sweet tea and reading mine right now and all I can say is my credit card is shaking in it’s plastic boots. I want everything in this magazine! Face mittens, wooden bear necklaces, ceramic rabbits, awesome t-shirts, canvas tote bags and and and….. Paypal here I come. Whooo.