this is my buck simon. my friends stan and hilton stole him for me one dark night from a boring office park in rosebank. they arrived at my flat at 3 in the morning carrying him. when i first opened the door i got a fright, but then it was love at first sight. he has been with me for about 6 years now and i don’t think i will ever get rid of him, he’s like my best friend who never speaks to me, but i love him anyway.




