The other day I was looking through an antique store and I came across this little box. The packaging immediately caught my eye and my chubby little hands lunged forward for it before anyone else could, not that there were very many other people in the shop, but I like drama, so I’m going to make this story dramatic…
There was a wretched storm looming outside and the shop was dark and cold. I could hardly see in front of me, but I still managed to eye out this awesome, for which I had to fight off not 1 but 2 extremely hairy grannies who both looked like they were the result of a night of uncontrollable passion between Michael Bolton and his brother. After I knocked them unconscious I ran to the till with my R30 bouncing out my hand. The person behind the counter grabbed my money and then threw open a secret backdoor which I escaped through. After crawling through many secret passages I came out unscathed, but triumphant in my quest to acquire, as the box so sweetly says, ‘Lionel’s very first party candle holders, aged 7’. The end.
*How beautiful is the box, stamps and postage markings? Ermelo pharmacy rocks!
very dramatic – those grannies deserved everything they got: biatches!
Hahaha! Lovely treasure you found! Definitely worth fighting scary hairy grannies for! 😉
Oh, this is so amazing, I wish I found such cool treasures!
I wonder whatever did happen to Lionel?
i taught those bastard grannies a damn fine lesson! 🙂
and i’m with you Roch, i’ve also been wondering what ever happened to lionel….
i love them so much, well done in always finding the beauties.
xxxx
lol