Ok so here and there I have been seeing these bizarre old photos of pageant winners, but not your normal Miss America or Universe etc, no ways! These young ladies are snapping up sought after tiles such as Miss Hotdog Queen, Miss Posture, Miss Outdoor Health Queen (Can anyone explain this one to me?), Miss Sweater Queen, Miss Bobbed-Hair and lets’s not forget Miss Donut – now that’s one I think I would of gunned for back in the day. I find it so funny that such competitions existed and I kind of wish they still did because damn they are too funny.
Anyway like I said I saw a few and then I went on a search for as many ludicrous pageants as I could find, and find I did. So without further a due, I’d like to introduce you all to the winners….
Miss lovely Eyes, 1930’s
International Posture Queen 1957 – this one made me laugh out loud.
Miss Outdoor Health Queen, 1967 – Now this one I’m really confused by.